I really wish OBtumblr would give us more warning. I was not prepared for this.
You’re right. You deserve a warning. For example, if we had epic news to reveal later this week, we would put out a warning a few days in advance, so that you could adequately prepare.
Just a random hypothetical.
if I ever get abducted by aliens, I hope they look like thor
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
You’re going to be the last man standing, you are. And you’re gonna miss me so bad when I’m gone, Daryl Dixon.
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
Illegal human cloning trial. There’s nine of you.
No, there’s only one of me. [x]
I don’t want your heebies-jeebies affecting our little Lily Nora.
In honor of the ladies who have motivated, paved the way and given hope to so many of us, we rounded up powerful quotes from some of the world’s most inspirational women.
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER